Bangtoberfest


a period of time that takes place right after the end of a meaningful relationship in which a man pursues multiple s-xual partners. the event is heavily promoted by the male, even going as far as making merchandise to celebrate his recent bachelor status. this period of celebration is a method of coping with heartbreak. bangtoberfest is only reserved for breakups that occur when the relationship has demonstrated a significant emotional attachment.
man 1: bro, tina called off the wedding and left the country.

man 2: that sucks, man! what are you going to do?

man 1: rent a lambo, buy a new suit, and head to downtown cause it’s bangtoberfest!!!!

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