Bangxiety


the fear held by many male students that they left a p-rn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in cl-ss it may be: a) seen by others (bad); b) start playing (worse); or c) start playing very loudly (worst). the fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.
“i had such bangxiety in econ today. i checked that i had closed out of youp-rn twice last night, but ever since i had to connect my laptop to the cl-ss projector for my powerpoint, and i inadvertently shared my love of gianna michaels with all of my psych cl-ss, i get really banxious.”
when you have anxiety with your bangs.
im gonna wear a hat i am having bangxiety.

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