Bank job


when somebody robs a bank.
mobster:you need the money by tomorrow

victim:thats doesn’t give me much time for a bank job!

mobster:i don’t care!
a fetish of sorts. like a handjob, but girl wraps the dollar bill around the p-n-s.
girl: “so, what do you want me to do to you.”
boy: “give me a bankjob.”
girl: “i only have coins, is that okay?”
boy: “that sounds… just awful”
when a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). looks like the driver has left their car like that because they’ve had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn’t parking.
did you see the way sean parked his jeep? what a bl–dy bank job that was!
using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while s-xually m-ssaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money
“bro, i just found a hundred dollar bill, and i’m out of lotion. i’m bout to give myself the illest bank job ever.”

“yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. she used a brand new hamilton.”
when food p-sses through you very quickly; in and out.
1) dude, lets get this taco bell to go…
2) why? lets just eat it here…
1) no way man, taco bell is a total bank job.
in the process of giving or gettin a bl-wj-b in a bank
kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job

janet: ewww no, i’m too busy with brad tonight

kevin: ok,fine i understand
this is the act of a person doing a hit and run on the opposite s-x. basically the person goes the opposite s-x, rips their pants off (or other related items covering their private area)and performing a super quick f-ck that ends in them making their deposit in the person and then leaving as fast they can.
just like a real bank robbery, a male will rush the female and as quickly as they can, give their deposit in them and make a quick get away having gotten what they wanted. in other words, a bankjob.

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