Banklet
banklet – pr-nounced ( bane – cl-t ) is the process of wrapping raw bacon around a fellow campers ankle while sleeping or p-ssing out during the night.
-the body part “ankle“ may be subst-tuted with many other body parts, please wrap responsibly.
by wrapping raw (raw and warm seems to work best) bacon around a fellow campers ankle- and creating a banklet while “sleeping“ during the night will accomplish a few things at once. it should keep you slightly safer from bears, ants and other critters. it will definitely make for some awesome campfire stories for years to come.
lesson one; never p-ss out with your shoes on. lesson two; you don’t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the guy with bacon on his ankles-. please wrap responsibly.
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