Bantumie


someone who hides behind music. a bantumie turns the music really loud whenever he/she gets an emotional blow. most bantumies think it makes them numb, but it only makes them suffer less.
“my girlfriend just broke up with me.” “oh dear, are you alright?” “yea, i’m a bantumie.”

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