Banxiety
adj. — the fear that your s-xual performance will not live up to your partner’s expectations.
also, banxious
guy: hey baby, maybe i better just go home tonight.
gal: what’s the matter, dude? feeling some banxiety?
guy: yeah, that’s about right.
incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won’t clear due to a low balance.
jack david: “mom, stop looking at your iphone. i’ve got to get to practice.”
mom: “sorry, son, but i gotta check my account online. ever since your dad lost his job i got a bad case of banxiety.”
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