Baptist John
a religious wiseman/b-m who lives in sunland-tujunga. john is a fountain of information who is willing to share his knowledge and give advice to open minds all over the world. john can be found in or around sunland park enjoying the atmosphere, or even sneaking in a little snooze. not only wise about religion, john is a great advisor in all aspects of life. baptist john will be remembered as one of the most influential, and at times eccentric, thinkers of the 21st century.
“let the clouds break! and the wrath of god rain down on the unfaithful!” baptist john
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