baptist priest
someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we’ll go to h-ll.
actual baptist: hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type…) shall go to h-ll.
…i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest…
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