bar jacked
when a drunk corners you in a bar an you can’t escape…
sober friends just walk in
drunk bar jacker approches your table: hey guys, how are you? i’m friends with a rapper. he’s 25 and his wife is 24 and i’m 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and….
sober friends: we’ve been bar jacked!
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