“bar lesbian” refers to a heteroflexible or bicurious woman who is usually strictly heteros*xual, but will partic*p*te in occasional h*m*s*xual activity (e.g. kissing or groping other women) while frequenting a bar or pub, for the express purpose of attracting male attention. alcohol plays a role of varying significance to this behavior, but can usually be implicated.
“did you see those chicks making out in the corner? what a couple of bar lesbians.”
- dark meat platter
when a rather well hung black fellow conceals his p*n*s in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim. officer: what happened here? victim: he dark meat plattered me…..
when a girl is getting done in the b*tt and the b*lls are flapping around. often times the guy is smacking his lips and her lips. you better not flabblegobber me!
- breaded dragon
a women who likes to grow hair around her lady garden my wife’s breaded dragon scares the trick and treater every halloween
*sshole teachers – i.e., faculty. the f*ckulty is giving me grief over this outfit.