Barack Hussein Obama II
the 44th president of the united states.
he was a senator from illinois before becoming elected president. he is also the first bi-racial united states president.
he is a member of the united states’ democratic party, and usually emulates the 16th u.s. president, abraham lincoln, who was a member of the republican party.
“yo dawg, obama da first black prez, ya dig?”
“no sir, he’s actually half black. thanks for trying though.”
“i barack hussein obama ii, do solemnly swear that i will uphold the const-tution of the united states.”
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