barbed shit


a seemingly hard and painful sh-t that can’t seem to come out due it’s size and hardness. a barbed sh-t often feels very sharp as if it’s got splinters stuck in it.
similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed sh-t comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)
i just couldn’t squeeze out that last chunk of barbed sh-t. it felt like my crack was on fire.

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