Barbeque Pounder
squirt a heaping helping of barbeque in her ear. and then you have it with the lady from behind until you both comb. then you call it a night. onions optional.
she was deaf for a week after i gave her a barbeque pounder. also i dipped some chicken nuggets in her ears.
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