barch


when a person is rudely and fiercly introduced to another persons bare -ss and proceeds to be on the receiving end of a nasty and most unpleasant fart.
“did you see that? murph just go barched!”
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1) bachelor of architecture
2) b-tch
1) i see you have a barch
2) you are a barch
another way to say b-tch
“you stupid b-tch” or “you stupid b-arch”
a person with no hopes, dreams, or aspirations.
stop being such a barch! get up off the couch and do something!

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