Bardstown
bardstown, ky is a place where all dreams go to die. there is nothing at all to do. at all. as an added benefit, to defray the boredom, some of the world’s best bourbon is manufactured here.
wanna hang out in bardstown; by that i mean, want to get drunk tonight?
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