bark humper


an individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democr-p party, who will fight for a trees’s right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth
did you see the bark humper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature n-z- protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.

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