barkfuck


v. insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.

n. the ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result immediately and without delay.
v. sadie barkf-cks me at my bedroom window until i let her back in after a nice 3am sh-t. pomeranian for “hey jerk weasel! get the f-ck up and let me in right now!”

n. my dog barkf-cks in english, spansih, chinese, j-panese, portugese, and maltese.

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