barking turtle


(noun) a fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.
d-ck: what in the h-ll was that?
jane: it was a barking turtle.
d-ck: pee-yooo…

or, alternatively,

d-ck: i think someone just broke into the house.
jane: no, it was just my turle barking.
d-ck: pee-yooo…
noun: a loud popping fart that is accompanied by a “turtle” or t-rd poking its head out each time air escapes.
i hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

Read Also:

  • bastic

    biggest hacker on gamebattles, also is a typical smelly pakii who’s last name is banger. without bastic’s hacks on mw3 he is porbs the worst player eu always dropping doughnuts. bastic would be on a 1v4 clutch and he would stop half way and presses start. then go back the way he comes from. crazy, […]

  • Bath Rape

    forcing someone / something into a bath and cleaning / washing them. 1: the other night i wanted to give my pet a f-cking bath 2: oh yeah, did you clean it? 1: nah, the little pr-ck didn’t want one, so i gave it a bath rape 2: ah, f-ck yeah!!!! example 2: 1: i […]

  • Bat Rape

    1. refers to the overpowering of a person by another and the subsequent surprise s-x that follows. tim told sally that he would totally bat rape her.

  • bawhum

    to hum upon the male testes usually to the tune of the macarena “gees a bawhum ya ride” a scottish term meaning a gentle oral vibration upon the scr-t-m or sometimes used to describe a person of little intelligence. 1: “this girl gave me a bj and bawhum last night” 2: “shut it you bawhum” […]

  • BBAH

    bbah stands for big black -ss hands. bbah is actually a man a p-rnstar if you will. he was hatched a billion years ago from an egg sp-wned from an ancient reptile. bbah is a black man that only has s-x with white women. if a black woman were to touch him his p-n-s would […]


Disclaimer: barking turtle definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.