Barley Soup Abortion
barley soup abortion: is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a sh-t. the abortion part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while p-ssing this plutonic substance. this sh-t usually literally explodes out of your -n-s, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. you suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
on day 3 of foxy roxy’s colon cleansing program, foxy roxy produce a 7 person serving of barley soup abortion. the b-tch even went down in a full cup size, from a gg to a g…..cot d-mn
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina
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