Barnacle Bitch
a girl that your seeing and is extremely clingy, much like a barnacle on a pole in the water
guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
guy 1: dude shes such a barnacle b-tch
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