barney fife


an inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff’s department than in a big city. derived from a character played by don knotts on the old andy griffith show.
that hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.
to put and end to a task or thought in it’s early stages.
to be used in place of the phrase “nip it in the bud”, as barney fife (don knotts) from the andy griffith show used to say.
adam: “i heard joe wants to ask your sister out to the club sat-rday night.”
kevin: “that sc-mbag? i’d better barney fife that idea right away!”

Read Also:

  • Barnstead

    small, super kick–ss town about 30 minutes from concord nh. let’s go to barnstead, n-body is as kick–ss as us.

  • barn widow

    is a horse woman with a non horse husband. the spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn. men who do not go to their wife’s barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.

  • Baseball boobs

    when a guy uses his d-ck to hit a girls b–bs back and forth. i can’t believe she let me play baseball b–bs with her last night!

  • Bass massage

    when the b-ss from your sub is so hard that you are getting a m-ssage from it. i put on dat gucci and turned dat sh-t up all da way and dropped out while i got my b-ss m-ssage. turn up da b-ss i need to relax with a nice b-ss m-ssage.

  • Baton Rouge Community College

    a community college on florida blvd in baton rouge. also known as baton rouge college of champions! mascot is the bears. great school with gangsta people. “where you go to school at?” “oh i go to brcc, you know baton rouge community college?.” “ya i hear ya’ll have a good baseball team there?”


Disclaimer: barney fife definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.