Barnsley blow job
during s-xual congress in the “missionary position”, when the lady “drops a gut” with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor’s b-lls up his -rs-hole.
rebecca was always going to deliver a barnsley bl-w j-b in revenge for the night when i used her new white designer dress to m-ffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
the fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the sh-t up the back of her dress.
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