barrack room biscuit


military. a very unpleasant thing. so named from squadie w-nking contests. the resulting ‘barrack room biscuit’ is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
dude 1: “d’ya see that chick’s face in ‘bukkake c-m-fest volume 9’? what a mess!”
dude 2: “yeah, dawg. bad as a barrack room biscuit.”

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