Barry McCann
the art of the drunken homing instinct..even when in a foreign country or unconscious
person #1: where’s he gone now?! we’re in wales for f-ck sake!… and he just walks off! i better call the police, but better call him first…
person #2: h..h-llo?
person #1: oh thank g-d! where the h-ll are you?!
person #2: i’m at home in bed..
person #1: how the h-ll did you find the hotel?!
person #2: no..at home in dublin..i barry mccann’d it
person #1: but!…..h-llo?
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