barse tool
an impliment of pleasure favoured by h-m-s-xual gentlemen. resembles a d-ld- and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to ‘bar stool.’
“did you bring your ‘b-rs- tool’ with you mr picklesworth?” ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
“why yes, but i’m afraid it’s still covered in sh-t from last time,” sn-gg-red mr picklesworth.
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