bartholin gland
this is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the v-lv- just before the v-g-n-. it is responsible for producing v-g-n-l fluids so that s-xual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry v-g-n-. the odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. red heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and c-nn-l-ng-s is a very tasty affair with red heads.
sandra my girlfriend was a red head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of v-g-n-l juice for my enjoyment during c-nn-l-ng-s. so pungent was her odour that i used brown bread to mop up her juices and i snacked upon her secretions with relish.
Read Also:
- Weed friend
friend(s) that only hang out with you to split the bill on the cannabis your buying. then they leave after buying or smoking. a weed friend is not a real friend, more an -ssociate, and probably cares little about you. if it’s not on the topic of money or drugs he won’t be interested in […]
- Bologna Sandwhich
when you spouge in a chick’s p-ssy and then eat it out “i had a bologna sandwhich and some dorritos for lunch yesterday.”
- Basebaw
when a franco tries to say baseball. fwanco: i pwayed basebaw today and stwuck out the battaw when i thwough the ball stwaight in the stwike zone.
- Mexican Moustache
when you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. when no pubic hair is available use -ss hair. it then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. 😉 dude: “oh yeah, i’m gonna come” – commences facial broad: “oh […]
- Eggiweg
eggiweg(s) noun 1.) the ovum of a female animal (most commonly a bird’s) containing yolk inside of a hard, oval sh-ll. 2.) the nadsat alternative way to say “egg(s)”. derived from a clockwork orange. alex: eggiwegs. i would like to… smash ’em… and pick ’em all up… and throw, ow! f-cking h-ll. nadsat slang for […]