Bartolo Colon
with pure -ssociation to a brush back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of sh-t and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping t-rd. hence, looks like the skin color and hair of major league, cy young award pitcher “bartolo colon.”
after getting brushed back, i looked down and found bartolo colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
see: golden bath
the mlb counterpart to a wayne gretzky. so there you are f-cking a chick in her tight little -sshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of… urine into her colon via the -n-l pathway. invoking the star pitcher’s name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
dude, i totally bartolo colon’d that chickk last night… she got so p-ssed til she realized i warmed her colon up nice and good.
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