Bashophilia
a condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach -rg-sm. named after matsuo bashō, a j-panese haiku poet, bashophiliacs are unable to achieve -rg-sm without the aid of haiku(s).
person a: what’s taking you so long?!
person b: don’t you know i have bashophilia?
person a: oh right! i forgot!
when i touch your c-ck,
my erection palpatates.
i -rg-sm loads.
person b: oh f-ck. here it comes.
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