basic cat
a basic cat is a cat that you can find in your backyard. a basic cat is primarily a tabby or an american shorthair.
basic cats are what basic people own. a cat shelter is usually occupied by basic cats. basic cats can be lazy or violent, depending on the area of the city of which it was a stray.
a basic cat thinks that it is better than any other cat, when in fact, they are the worst of the breeds.
“what kind of cat do you have, sally?”
“i have an orange tabby.”
“you’re basic, just like your basic cat.”
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