Basket Watching


the act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his p-n-s. men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.
guy 1: dude, are you basket watching?
guy 2: no! i was just checking for drug smugglers!

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