when your girlfriend m*ssages your b*lls so thoroughly that you *j*c*l*t* prior to s*x.
dude, did you screw jackie last night? no, i was going to but after basketball practice i was totally spent.
- flavor farts
flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors. chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.
the word hadacall is a comic generic term meaning too lazy to come up with a better name. when asked what the song “hadacall blues” was named for, jerry lee lewis sang “we hadacall it something!” people “ask what the hadacall blues are named for; l just say, well we hadacall the song something!”
something so dank that the individual (you) will experience an *rg*smic pleasure, but, it’s better because it’s dank. i got a dankgasm when i saw multiple dank memes on the internet
- done and buried
something completely in the past. you can’t change anything, so you have to put up with the consequences. the pizza incident is done and buried.