bass face


facial contortions of a b-ss player involving mouth twisting to the groove, chin dropping impossibly low, brow furrowing, a seemingly blank stare and a general unawareness of the condition. also often accompanies egyptian-style head gyrations.
dude, have you ever seen your b-ss face?
b-ss face has two definitions;

1) a musical variation of the poker face in which the b-ss player of a given band wears an expression lacking any noticeable emotion, giving them an anonymous, emotionally distant appearance.

2) a b-ss face is the name given to the face a dj or audiophile when a beat drops or a b-ssline is particularly compelling and gritty. this use of the term is used for electronic music, especially drum & b-ss, dubstep, and any other dance music where the main interest is the b-ssline.
1) “did you see the show last night?”
“yeah. the b-ss player took b-ss face to a new level. f-cker didn’t even flinch the entire show.”

2) “”did you see dj sublo’s face when that record hit?”

“yeah, he must really enjoy that track, just look at his b-ss face! i can see why, this beat is filthy!”
the face that a dj or a music listener will make when a beat drops, or if a b-ssline is particularly compelling and gritty.
“did you see dj sublo’s face when that record hit?”

“yeah, he must really enjoy that track, just look at his b-ss face! i can see why, this beat is filthy!”
the face pulled whilst playing a solid b-ss line

often said to resemble the face of a monkey trying to kiss something
is that a monkey trying to kiss a microphone , no wait its just that guys b-ss face
the face made under exposure to vast amounts of b-ss.
oh my god, this dubstep is giving me b-ss face.
the facial acrobatics that one engages in when playing a particularly groovy b-ssline. can involve facial scrunching, mouthing, silent screaming, all of the above at once and more.
check out that b-ss face, the b-ssist looks like he’s laying pipe.
the look on one’s face when listening to the drop in a dubstep track.

inspired by the phrase, “the better the b-ss, the derpier the face.”
“dude. is steve having a stroke”

“nah, bro. that’s his b-ssface.”

“oh. well, that explains the erection.”

-laugh track-

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