bass (singer)

this refers to b-sses in choir. not the musical instrument or the fish.

a b-ss in choir is a man that sings in the lowest range. the kind of man whose voice seems to literally make the stage vibrate with its low, resonant, reverbarating and rich sound quality. the kind of man who kicks baritone and tenor -rs-s collectively. the kind of man who adds depth to any choir song.
b-sses, unlike tenors and baritones, are actually capable of getting an alto to become interested in them. we altos are rather selective and demanding when it comes to men, and the only men that can catch our eyes are b-sses. basically, while the sopranos are standing there swooning over the tenors, the b-sses are hitting it off with the altos.

oh and one more thing–b-sses are living, breathing, walking, talking s-x under stage lights. they exude masculinity. they’re talented and confident. they’re basically pure and unbridled s-x.
amalie: oh my g-d, look at that guy over there…he is so effing hot.
lila: he’s a b-ss (singer).
amalie: that would explain it.