bassturd
a combination between a b-st-rd, a t-rd and an -sshole.
that b-sst-rd just ate my sh-t!
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mispr-nounced and misspelled for centuries now. actually spelled b-ss-t-rd and it is a derogatory word for someone who you would like to call fish p–p.
i can believe you won u b-ss-t-rd.
originally from the word b-st-rd, this new word was coined in order to avoid the connotations of lacking a father, since friends will often come to respect each other’s fathers (not always). this version does not lose its negative connotation. it basically means small and insignificant, as in something you are able to let slide. but like the excrement from b-ss, when too much of it builds up, it gets pretty annoying. comically used between close friends.
ah man don’t make me listen to this cr-ppy country song again, ya b-sst-rd
qaxtar on totse was the first doc-mented person to use this
“d-mn we am teh 133713s7 b-sst-rd’s
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