bastardo


an extreme b-st-rd, of possibly spanish descent
flak you b-st-rdo, i keeeeeel yoouuu!
anyone and everything ever to have existed. can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. best when pr-nounced with an italian accent, a la -ss-ssin’s creed 2.
he just cut me off! b-st-rdo!
that b-st-rdo stole my donkey!
b-st-rdo!!!
b-st-rd, with latin flair
that f-ckin’ b-st-rdo just cut me off!
a noun, used to describe someone that’s a b-st-rd and a r-t-rd. it’s used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don’t know their father.
lucy: ricardo, you f-cking b-st-rdo. i hate it when you queefmonger while i’m playing call of duty.
ricardo: i wish you would pay attention to me. i queefmonger because i need love.
lucy: maybe i’d love you if you weren’t such a premature ejaculator, you b-st-rdo!
adj. (1) several people with whom you have an insurmountable amount of malice/discontent with.

(2) many b-st-rds with latin flair.
example 1:
the nypd is full of b-st-rdos!

example 2:
dammit the website said the store closes at 9. it’s 8:45 and they aren’t letting people in? the b-st-rdos!
a generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely cheetos, fritos, doritos, or combos.
the professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of b-st-rdos.
is a guy, usually by the name of steven, who will steal and corrupt your best friend. one day your tight like always, because best friends are always and forever. then steven will liquor her up and feed her reese’s peanut b-tter cups to cover up the scent so no one knows thus tainting her fullest. you can only expect your friend to be driven away and never talk to you again there on after. even if you were friends for 14 years.
steven is a low life big fat b-st-rdo.

she was fine until the b-st-rdo had her drinking underage a lot and got up her -ss so now she is a guy’s girl.

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