bastedo


n. a nice looking suit.

marty

bastedo
bastedo
marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
fred: what’s that?
marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your c-ck waxed by my sister.
fred: isn’t that incest?
marty: but if you’re wearing a bastedo it’s all good.
a stylish suit or tuxedo.
rob: did you get your bastedo for the party?
marty: no, i’m getting a bit overweight
rob: don’t worry about it, i’ve got akimow and add!
marty: well, that’s still better than akimow bukkake
rob: stay away from my sister.
saying that only black people use ebonics
bastedo: you speak very white
person who doesn’t use ebonics: but i’m black.

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