bathing a dirty sloth
bathing a dirty sloth is when the recipient of -n-l defecates on the p-n-s and then proceeds to gift the giver of -n-l with a handjob using spit as a lubricant
bathing a dirty sloth is when the recipient of -n-l sh-ts on the d-ck and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
“i heard beth bathed a dirty sloth last night”
“that girl is freaky!”
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