Bathroom Dasher
where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..
ps. normally denied by the victim
dennis-“hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging sh-t”
jonny- “ok mate”
a few minutes later….
jonny- ” whats taking him so long and i need a f-cking p-ss, better check on him”
jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom…
jonny- “dennis you dirty b-st-rd, you little bathroom dasher”
dennis- ” i wasn’t i’m washing my hands”
jonny- ” more like your ipod you dirty b-st-rd my mum is in and my nana is over”
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