Bathtub Treatment
the bathtub treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she p-sses away. once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. the advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for s-x after proper preparation. in order to prepare for s-x with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. this is accomplished by placing a standard ball park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the v-g-n- where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. after about ten minutes, your favorite v-g-n- is ready for s-x. due to the hot dog’s grease and warmth, the v-g-n- is now wet and eager for you engorged p-n-s. at this point, you should have s-x, then clean yourself and your partner. replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.
after the death of alicia, kavan moved quickly to perform the bathtub treatment correctly.
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