Baticularneosis
the scientific name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of wing-like protrusions from your back.
jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. they attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. after that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.
“dude where’s jenna?”
“oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some sh-t… like sh-t.”
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