batin’ shorts
shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.
mom: i see you’ve been batin’ boy.
kid: mom! not in company.
mom: don’t worry, you’re wearing batin’ shorts.
kid: oh yea! thanks mom. i love you.
they kiss
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