Batman’d


to suddenly disappear/appear while you’re around some people with you. or walk off unnoticed by anyone around you.
johnson: i was sitting with mary the other night in the station, i looked a second later at her seat and she wasn’t there.

mark: dude, you just got batman’d!

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angelina: whoa, man, how did you just appear out of nowhere.

gay: hey, i just batman’d you.
you get deepthroated so hard your voice turns deep, like batman’s.
chris got batman’d last night and woke up saying (in a really deep voice) “where’s the joker?!”
batman’d is the term to describe the state of a person who is slightly tipsy. it is derived from the 1966 tv show “batman”, where the villains’ hideouts and lairs were always shown on a tilted angle, giving a sense of off kilter.
by the time i had finished my third drink i was slightly batman’d.
when a guy is f-cking a girl in the -ss he yells robin to the bat cave! also when a guy is f-ckin a girl in the -ss he pulls out and says “look honey the dark knight!”
pimp#1 hey dude what you do to ur girl last night?
pimp#2 dude i batman’d thatt hoe!!

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