batter
to violently beat the sh-t out of someone
omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy
to kick the f-cking sh-t out of someone
“i’m gonna f-cking batter that mug”
an aqueous solution of baked or deep fried goods.
the delicious form of the -ssorted ingredients, the ‘mush’, of cookie dough that is delicious, or the batter for a pie crust, or the batter that would be deep-fried dough before ending up around a corn dog or piece of fish.
also spellt as ‘batterz’.
slang frequently used by ‘chavs’ ostensibly to mean h-m-s-xual. based on the word ‘batty’ with the same meaning. however the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.
“hey kev ya p-ss midget, you facked my bird shazza. you must be batters innit.”
delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc
“mmm that batter was delicious”
“dude! my girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c–k!”
the object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.
you were getting awfully friendly over there. who’s the batter?
in ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for s-xual intercourse.
“jaysus i’m tellin’ ya mick, i battered her last night!”
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