battered
severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. one step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below sh-ll.
i’m pretty embarr-ssed about last night… i was completely battered.
to beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
i battered those idiots in clover drive when they said i was batty!
something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
battered sausage
battered pizza
battered mars bar
when you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.
that was so good sh-t, it really battered me.
like owned but for use in the real world
guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)
guy 3: ha! battered
being very very extremely drunk
– where are my shoes? i need more drink. i think i might be battered. oh look i’ve fallen over. where’s this bra come from?
to be highly insulted. usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. similar to owned. often used with served.
guy 1: yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!
guy 2: you got battered like a cod!
guy 3: -angryface-
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