Battery Treadmill
when your phone’s (or other device’s) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it’s dying as fast as it’s charging.
hey tom, how do ya’ like your new phone?
it’s sucks dirty donut man, i’ve been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
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