batting 100
batting 100 is when you are not doing perfectly, and so you are “batting 100” as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. life isn’t baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.
“man, i can’t get anyone to bring me sushi.. i’m batting 100 today!”
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