Batting Above His Average
when a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(derived from the english gentleman’s sport of cricket)
terrance: did you see ugly bob’s lady friend?!
phillip: i did! he’s batting above his average for sure!
terrance: pull my finger terrance!
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