Battle Mixer


a peice of audio equipment, large enough, to be tactically useful in a combat situation.

a weapon of choice among the ancient vikings.
“dude he just knocked you out cold with that battle mixer, i wish i could find one of those.”

“bjarkmar borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink.”

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