Battle Plan


a methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite s-x.

the duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circ-mstances and the people involved.
john: “i’m going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan.”

paul: “you need to add her on facebook first.”

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