Battlefield 3


the next upcoming game in the battlefield series. it’s the twelth game in the series and a sequel to battlefield 2.
it will be released in the fall of 2011, to xbox 360, playstation three and pc.
– hey dude wanna go over to nates house and play some black ops?
– nah f-ck that, ima play some battlefield 3 that actually requires some team work and skill.
an epic fps game set to release during fall 2011, which is around the same time call of duty: modern warfare 3 is going to be released. possibly the most antic-p-ted game as of right now. created in order to crush the cod dynasty and begin the reign of battlefield. actually promotes realism and teamwork unlike cod, which is too lone-wolf and unrealistic in order to be taken seriously.

hardcore gamers play battlefield.
ex. 1 – battlefield 3 > modern warfare 3
ex. 2 – cod whaaaattt???
a first-person shooter game released in october 2011 by dice and ea. it is a rival to mw3, in the call of duty series. battlefield 3 has many more new features than mw3 – vehicles and beautiful graphics.
me: personally i think battlefield 3 is a better game guys, but its just opinion. cod is the same game re-released with a coat of paint.

cod fanboy: no u n00b mw3 pwns battelfield 3 cod is lik sooo muc better f-ggot.

me: just shut up man.
the reason to switch to pc gaming.
have you heard of battlefield 3 already? that poor bobby kotick would wish he would’ve worked for ea instead of activision.
a game deemed beter that call of duty ( cod ).

developer: dice
publisher: electronic arts ( ea )

“battlefield 3 players step into the role of the elite u.s marines where they will experience heart-pounding single player missions and compet-tive multiplayer actions raging across diverse locations from around the globe including paris, tehran and new york.

the game features a top of the range physics engine ( frostbite 2 ) which enables, unlike many other games the player to experience breath-taking destruction
dude 1 : did you see the explosion last night?
dude 2 : yer as soon as i played battlefield 3 my call of duty imploded
the reason i stopped playing with my friends.
i’m not getting call of duty 8: modern warfare 3. end of story.

it doesn’t matter if all of my friends won’t shut up about how they unlocked the ak-47 – gee, i wonder how many times i’ve done that in an fps – and they don’t seem to realize that russians actually use modified variants of ak-47s, not the base model designed by mikhail kalashnikov.

“an ak-74? oh, you mean the ak-74u (that’s aks-74u to you, mister)”

i have battlefield 3 limited edition, i enjoy everything about it, and i don’t care if a few of the bugs my friends experienced in the beta are a dealbreaker (are they stupid?)

i’m playing battlefield 3 and i’m not playing mw3. if you say, “do you want to play call of duty?” i’m going to say, “yes” and launch call of duty. not call of duty 8, or call of duty 7, call of duty.
a fps game made by ea coming out on october 25th in america and october 28th in the eu which will be the best fps game ever made and which will destroy mw3
guy: hey, did you pre-order mw3?
other guy: no way! mw3 is gonna suck! i pre-ordered battlefield 3 instead, a far more realistic and fun game which will pwn mw3!!

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